Lowell

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Lost Valley 2010

Saturday, May 2, 2015

The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened? Review


In today's world of entertainment, I can't think of a more dominating genre than the superhero genre. The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, X-Men: Days of Future Past, etc. Movies that have shattered box office records, changed how our industry operates, and become cultural phenomenons. And not just in cinema, but TV as well. The Flash, Arrow, Daredevil, etc. The Geek truly have inherited the earth! True, we still get our occasional Green Lantern. But it wasn't alway like that. In the 90s, it was almost nothing but Green Lanterns! Batman owning a Bat Credit Card? Mr. Freeze giving cringeworthy (but admittingly amusing) ice puns? It was a dark time for geek culture. Hollywood didn't take comic book heroes seriously like it does now. It merely saw them as marketable kids fare.



Not all superhero movies were as bad as Batman and Robin though. In 1978, the superhero genre was born with Richard Donner's Superman, starring the irreplaceable Christopher Reeve, and featuring an iconic score by the legendary John Williams. It was colorful, upbeat, inspiring, and just loads of fun. And in my opinion, it still holds up as a timeless classic like The Wizard of Oz and Star Wars. It was a huge hit, and spawned a sequel that was just as good, if not better, Superman II, featuring the chilling Terrance Stamp as General Zod. However, it suffered major behind the scenes drama, as Richard Donner was at war with producers Alexander and Ilya Salkind. They wanted a lighter tone than Donner wanted. So Richard Donner was fired after he was done filming, and replaced by comedy director Richard Lester, who re-shot half the film, and gave it more silly comedy. In 2006, the Richard Donner Cut was released on DVD, and is still available on Amazon. Richard Lester was hired back to direct 1983's Superman III, which featured an evil Superman, and Richard Pryor as comedy relief. The film received mixed to bad reviews, and was overshadowed by Return of the Jedi at the box office. The final Christopher Reeve film, Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, was released in 1988. It got deadly reviews, and was a box office bomb. It was a depressing send-off for Christopher Reeve, who got in a horse-back riding accident years later, and tragically died of cardiac arrest in 2005.

After the notorious box office bomb that was Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, the Superman franchise was put away on the shelf in Warner Bros. for two decades. There were many attempts to revive the franchise. One of them was by J.J. Abrams, whose script was called Superman: Flyby. It was an origin story featuring a war between Kal'El's father, Jor'El, and his corrupt brother Kata-Zor. But J.J. Abrams was replaced by Bryan Singer, and the script was re-written into the mildy entertaining, but nothing special Superman Returns. I feel sorry for J.J. Abrams. He seemed like he had a lot of potential as a filmmaker. I wonder if he went onto anything after that...


There was another idea to make a crossover between Superman and Batman in 2001-2002. But sadly, that was scrapped. Seeing the two most iconic superheroes on the big screen together would have been amazing!


But the most fascinating attempt to reboot Superman was Superman Lives.




This would be a much, much different Superman than we were used to. Instead of a smiling, good-looking, All-American Boy Scout Superman, it was a Superman who looked rather unattractive and outlandish. Instead of handsome, curly hair, his hair was going to be long like a hobo. Instead of a light-hearted, upbeat tone, it was going to be quirky, dark, edgy, and unlike anything we had seen. It was going to star Nicolas Cage as Superman/Clark Kent/Kal'El, and directed by none other than the Master of Madness himself, Tim Burton!


Tim Burton started off making short films such as Vincent and Frankenweenie, and made a household name of himself with Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure and Beetlejuice. He's no stranger to the superhero genre, as he elevated it with 1989's Batman, starring Michael Keaton as Batman, and Jack Nicholson as the Joker.


It was dark, edgy, bizarre, and haunting. There wasn't a super hero movie like it at the time! It was a completely different Batman than Adam West's campy Batman in the 60s. There was no WHAM! or POW! on the screen. There was no silly catchphrases like "Holly Mollers Batman!" It was a thought-provoking story of loss, revenge, madness, and Good vs Evil. It was a rivalry of two bizarre characters who didn't belong in society. One who stood for good, but hid in the shadows. Another who was insane, dressed like a clown, and spread chaos where he went. It made a connection with audiences, became a monster hit at the box office, and proved to Hollywood that you can make a super hero movies for adults. It was followed by a sequel in 1992, Batman Returns, featuring Danny DeVito chewing the scenery as the Penguin, and the sexy Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. It was much darker and more disturbing than the 1989 film. Though still a big hit, it wasn't the blockbuster Warner Bros. was hoping, and audiences were very split on it. Burton was replaced by Joel Schumacher for the third film, Batman Forever, to make it more lighter and kid friendly. And we all know how that ended...


But back to Tim Burton, his Batman film was so successful at reviving the super hero genre, and putting Batman on a special place in the pop culture landscape, Warner Bros. considered him to tackle Superman as well.

The film, Superman Lives, was an adaptation of Mike Carlin's The Death of Superman, where Superman faces his greatest foe, Doomsday, in a fight to the death that destroys half of Metropolis, and Superman himself!



The film at one point was going to be called Superman Reborn. Or as Kevin Smith called it, "Superman Remarketed For A New Generation". And speaking of Kevin Smith, Silent Bob himself was attached to the script at one point.


Of all the revisions, most Superman fans consider the Clerks director's the most faithful to the comics. His script included Braniac and L-Ron on the Skull Ship receiving an invitation from Lex Luthor to his home planet, Earth.




Meanwhile Lex Luthor is trying to get an anti-super hero bill passed, and Lois Lane is opposed to it. And during Clark Kent's date with Lois Lane, Doomsday is causing destruction in Metropolis, causing Clark Kent to post-pone his date, change into Superman, and fight Doomsday to the death. After the deadly battle, Superman lies dead in Lois Lane's arms, and the entire nation mourns for him, including Batman (played by Michael Keaton)!


The funeral is interrupted by Lex Luthor introducing Braniac, insisting that Braniac is Superman's ally, and will protect the people of earth from the Alien Armada by blocking out the source of Superman's power, the sun, just like Mr. Burns in The Simpsons.


Superman's corpse is teleported to his Fortress of Solitude, and is resurrected by the Eradicator, a Kryptonian cyborg created by his father, Jor-El. The Eradicator explains to Superman who Braniac is and how he was responsible for the destruction of Krypton. The Eradicator suggests that they leave Earth. Superman disagrees, and insists on staying to save the people of Earth.

Tim Burton wasn't too thrilled with Smith's script, so he hired Wesley Strick to do a rewrite. His script involved Lex Luthor and Braniac merging into a single entity called "Lexiac".


Wesley Strick was later replaced by Dan Gilroy. His script involved Lexiac trying to destroy Earth just like Braniac destroyed Krypton, and at the same time trying to woo a grieving Lois Lane.

When Nicolas Cage was first announced to play the Man of Steel, the fans backlashed in a way they hadn't since Michael Keaton was announced to play the Dark Knight. Fans simply didn't see how Mr. Mom could pull of playing a dark and brooding vigilante, nor could they see the quirky, bizarre Nicolas Cage pulling off the Blue Boy Scout.



 They also didn't think the cute boy from 10 Things I Hate About You could pull of playing the Joker. And we all know how that turned out...


Nicolas Cage wasn't the only interesting casting choice for Superman Lives. Actresses Courtney Cox and Sandra Bulloch were considered for the part of Superman's love interest, Lois Lane.



Lex Luthor was going to be played by Kevin Spacey, who won the Oscar for The Usual Suspects. Of course, he did get to play Lex Luthor in Bryan Singer's Superman Returns, and was one of the films highlights.


Jimmy Olsen was going to be played by the always controversial and always hilarious Chris Rock.


But in my opinion, the most interesting casting choice was Christopher Walken as Braniac. Yes, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!


Tim Burton felt that Walken's bizarre and strange personality would be perfect for Braniac, and I could not agree more. Walken is one of my favorite actors, and I would have loved to see his take on Braniac. It probably would have been similar to Jack Nicholson's portrayal of the Joker.


The film was scheduled for a Summer 1997 release. So What Happened?!?!?

I would tell you what happens next, but I won't for two reasons. 1.) It would make this blog entry too long. 2.) It's all explained in Jon Schnepp's brilliant new documentary The Death of Superman Lives: What Happened.

I had the privilege of seeing this new documentary on Thursday, April 30th, at one of my favorite movie theater, the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood. As someone who is a big movie buff, and loves hearing behind-the-scene stories, I found my self grinning throughout this enter film! There wasn't a dull moment for me. It was all fascinating and intriguing. Not only does it deliver a painful truth about the industry and the brutality of Hollywood executives, but it also captures the spirit of the abandoned Tim Burton project. It makes you feel like you watched the movie yourself!

This film would not be possible without the vision and perseverance of the director, Jon Schnepp.

I have met Jon Schnepp numerous times at conventions and at the premiere Thursday night. He is one of the coolest people I know! His knowledge of comic books and films, his lightning fast wit, his laid back attitude, and his passion for all things superheroes and sci-fi. But what I love the most about Schnepp is his undying positivity. He sees the glass half full where most see it half empty. Where most people laugh at the idea of Nicolas Cage playing Superman, Schnepp insists it would have been something special and unique. He believes that Nicolas Cage would have made a great Superman because he would have captured the idea that Superman is an outsider. he doesn't fit in with society on Earth. Just like Tim Burton felt he didn't fit in with society as a child. Schnepp believes because of this, Superman Lives would have been a film worth making, and one we'd still be talking about. He put his sweat and blood into this project. He even sold his comic book and action figure collection! This documentary was a labor of love.

Of course, credit should also go to his lovely girlfriend, Holly Payne!


She was the producer of the film. Her undying dedication and support really helped make this film something special. She stood by Schnepp's side even when times were tough. She even proposed to Jon Schnepp after the premiere at the Q&A! How often do you see a proposal at a Hollywood premiere?

The documentary contains fascinating interviews form people who worked on Superman Lives. Including Kevin Smith. And of course, it wouldn't be a Kevin Smith appearance without a few F-Bombs. So be sure to cover your kids' ears!

Jon Peters, the producer of Batman and Caddyshack, also gave interesting details about the film. For instance, Peters wanted the third act to include a fight between Superman and a giant robot spider.




My favorite interview was from Tim Burton. Jon Schnepp and the crew got to go inside Tim Burton's house in London! It's almost what you'd expect. His house included posters of classic monster movies, and was full of Halloween decorations. And this interview took place in July! Schnepp and Payne said that Tim Burton was a cool guy and very fun to talk to!


Tim Burton even went into a brief rant about negative comments on the internet towards films that aren't finished yet. He used Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice as an example. As I'm writing this, the film is still one year away, and yet fans on the internet are already crucifying it, claiming Zack Snyder will "f*** it up!" and Ben Affleck will make a horrible Batman. Tim Burton said "It's like judging a carcass before it's dead!"


There is so many more fascinating trivia in the documentary, I don't want to even spoil it. It's one of those films you have to see for yourself. This is up there with Empire Of Dreams: The Making of the Star Wars Trilogy as one of my favorite behind the scenes documentaries. As I'm writing this, it will play tonight ion May 2nd, at 7:30 PM at the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood. If you can't make it to that, it will be available on Blu-ray in the Summer.  Even if you don't like the idea of Nicolas Cage playing Superman, and think it would have been laughably bad, you should still check this documentary out. It's still a fascinating lesson on the industry, and illustrates just how hard it is to try to get a film made, as opposed to critiquing it in the Message Boards on IMDB.

Well done Jon Schnepp and Holly Payne. Congratulations on making a documentary that's just as epic as the film it's about!

And to Tim Burton, I don't think you would have made a great Superman movie... I know it!


Friday, April 17, 2015

Chewie... We're Home! Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser and Panel Review



On April 16, 2015, there was a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices cried out in tears of joy, and we're suddenly silenced.

That's right... The new teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens was released! In the first 24 hours alone, the teaser had 30 million views! Take that, 50 Shades of Grey!

Millions have already watched the teaser, but I was among the first to actually see it. In person. 

This blog post will not only be my analysis to the trailer, but a recollection of the experience. 

It was Wedsnday night, April 15th, at the Aneheim Convention Center. I had brought a sleeping bag, a reclining chair, a Yoda backpack, a black buttoned shirt, and a green Lightsaber, all part of my Luke Skywalker Cosplay. 


My Dad and I arrived at the convention at around 11:00 PM. There had already been about a few hundred attendees waiting in line for the event. This panel was announced a few weeks prior. All we knew that it had something to do with JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy, and something to do with that art house film, The Force Awakens. And as everyone knows about JJ Abrams, the man loves to keep things to his chest. Not just big twist reveals. He HATES giving plot summaries, period. And since we're talking about Stars Wars Episode VII, the most anticipated film of the year... decade... century... Millenium... OF ALL TIME... You just know millions of fans around the world have been gasping for details as much as an imperial officer gasps for air when being choked by Darth Vader!

So hearing that JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy MIGHT reveal some nuggets on the next chapter in the Star Wars saga caused some fans, including me, to choose spending the night in a cold, bright waiting room, as opposed to our nice warm beds in the dark. 

But the wait wasn't so bad. As always happens at conventions, especially Star Wars Celebration, I made a new friend. Lisa. 



No. Not that Lisa.


That is Lisa. A fellow Star Wars fan from out of town. And one of the nicest people I met! She was very talkative, and even offered to take my sleeping bag and reclining chair to her hotel room, without ever once thinking of anything in return. Now that is the Jedi Spirit!

So we sat in line for a few house. And we could not step out of line for too long, or we would move to the back of the line, and probably not make it to the panel. They told us at the beginning we might not make it in the panel at all. As Han Solo would say, "Never tell me the odds!" 

As we waited in line, we were delivered delicious, hand made, and FREE, pizza! Sponsored by none other than JJ Abrams himself! It was beyond generous of JJ to think about the fans in line, and their stomachs. Surprisingly though, it didn't come with any lens flare! 



After a slice of pizza, I drifted to a brief sleep for two hours. Then my friend, Lisa, woke me up to alert me that James Arnold Taylor, the voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Johnny Test, Fred Flintstone, and countless other cartoon characters you've probably heard him as, had walked in to greet the fans. Having someone save my spot, I walked over to James, told him I loved his take on Obi-Wan, and took a selfie. He was totally awesome! The Force is strong with him!





Once we went back in line, a couple was sweet enough to hand me their copy of the Star Wars: Kanan The Last Padawan comic. It was great reading. Poor Kanan. I also finished reading Carrie Fisher's brilliant, shocking, tragic, and hilarious biography, Wishful Drinking. It's amazing that a talented woman like her could take all her pain and hardships, and make them funny and entertaining.

I fell back to sleep. Full of anxiety about what this panel could possibly be about, and wondering if the agonizing wait would be worth it.



After ten hours, it was finally time to walk in. The line traveled inside the convention center in single file.. To hide our numbers! (Badum, tss!) 

While I was in line, Scott Mantz (Access Hollywood, Profiles), Kristian Harloff (Schmoes Know, AMC Movie Talk, Far Far Away Podcast), and Tiffany Smith (Schmoes Know, Fandango, DC ALL ACCESS, Far Far Away Podcast) walked by and gave me a high five. It's a small Galaxy after all! (If you are getting sick of these Star Wars puns, then I apologize.)



We finally made it into the Arena. We found decent seats in the back row on the first floor. It was a near perfect view of the stage. In the audience, I saw Dave Filoni (creator of Star Wars: The Clone Wars) and Star Wars: Rebels), 

With less than half an hour for the show to start, the crowd passed the time by rapping along to Star Wars rap, and singing along to Weird Al Yankovic's The Saga Begins (parody of Don McLeanms American Pie). And yes, I know all the words to that song! (The former)

The show finally starts as Anthony Breznican, editor at Entertainment Weekly, walks on stage. He shared a brief story of seeing The Empire Strikes Back in theaters when he was 3 years old. He said it felt like looking at a window into another world. Could not have put it better myself. 

Shortly after, we see Kathleen Kennedy, the President of Lucasfilm, and JJ Abrams, the director of The Force Awakens, walk on stage. The crowd cheers. 



JJ Abrams begins telling the crowd stories of how Star Wars inspired him as a kid to become a filmmaker. And he described the brilliance of George Lucas' vision and why his saga means so much to us.

Kathleen Kennedy talked about how she had lunch with George in New York City in 2012. He told her he was retiring, and she asked him "Who will run the company?" And he said "I was thinking about you..." Talk about pressure! 

JJ Abrams then talked about picking the new actors for the film by setting auditions on the Internet. 

I myself made an audition tape, hoping to be cast in the film. We all know how that turned out...



Anyways, JJ Abrams introduced the new cast, John Boyega (Finn), Oscar Isaac (Poe Dameron), and Daisy Riddley (Rey). The actors talked about their lifelong love of Star Wars, and their experiences being cast. 

Daisy Riddley said she felt so excited that Star Wars will have more female characters for little girls to relate to. I mean, we have to have more than just Princess Leia and Padme Amidala, right? When asked what character would she be in Star Wars, Kathleen Kennedy said "I used to never have an answer for that question. That's about to change." 

John Boyega confessed he didn't tell his parents at all, and that they only found out with the trailer. That cast photo reveal last year? "That's for 24!" John Boyega claimed to his parents.

Boyega also mentioned that he brought a Stormtrooper action figure for Harrison Ford to sign. As Harrison signed it, he gave a confused look and muttered "This is weird." Classic Harrison Ford!

Speaking of Harrison Ford, the veteran actor's near fatal plane crash from March was also brought up. Kathleen Kennedy said that Ford is in the hospital recovering, and that he really wished he could be here. She also said "Harrison Ford is the only man who can make an emergency landing in a golf course with two doctors standing by." JJ Abrams said "The fact that Harrison Ford landed a plane in a golf course instead of houses makes him even more heroic in real life than any of his films."

JJ Abrams, Kathleen Kennedy, and the cast also gave some details about the filming process and the summaries of the characters. For example, that desert planet we saw in the teaser in November? It's actually Jakku! And you thought it was Tatooine! 



JJ Abrams also mentioned using more practical effects and locations as opposed to the CGI in the prequels. The crowd errupted in applause. 

JJ Abrams said one of the things he loved about the Original Trilogy was how used up it felt. How the technology felt dated, and the worlds felt lived in. It felt real. Well said JJ. Well said.

That cute ball droid in the teaser? B-88?  That's a real robot! No, not a prop. A REAL ROBOT! And it came on stage! Along with a familiar droid, R2-D2! The two droids engaged in a staring contest. I think Artoo won. 



Then, a group of stormtroopers marched on stage. Not the classic ones we all know. The newly designed ones from the movie! And they didn't come on worth the sinister Imperial March theme. They came on with the triumphant Throne Room theme. Could this mean they are on the good guys' side? Who knows.

And as if the panel couldn't get any more amazing, we saw what could easily be compared to if the Beatles had a reunion.

Anthony Daniels (C-3PO, Human Cyborgs Relations) walked on, followed by Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia, my fantasy woman), Peter Mayheww (the mighty Chewbacca), and of course, Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight)!




What we witnessed was more than a Star Wars reunion. It was Star Wars Royalty.

"Even when he's sitting down he's taller than me!" Said Mark Hamill about Peter Mayheww. "I'm standing up, and I'm shorter than all of you!" Said Carrie Fisher. 

"You were there at the beginning. You are still here. And you always will be." Said Anthony Daniels to the fans.

"You're more than fans, you're family." Said Mark Hamill.

So touching.

So it seemed like the panel was over. We heard details about the filming process, and the characters. Saw B-88, R2-D2, new Stormtroopers, the old AND new cast, all assembled together on stage for the first time! With John Williams' Across The Stars playing.



The panel was already glorious. But then they do a mic drop...

We saw the second teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens!!!

Where do I start? We see the iconic Lucasfilm logo.


Then a speeder bike, and an Imperial Star Destroyer crashed on the desert planet Jakku, not Tatooine.


Then we hear Luke Skywalker's voice...

The Force is strong in my family...



My Father has it...



I have it...



My Sister has it...

You have that power too...

That is a monologue from Return of the Jedi. Luke was talking to his sister, Leia, in that scene. But that last sentence was not in the scene. So who is Luke talking to? Is it his son? Daughter? A new Padawan? And when that little girl handed that Lightsaber to that woman, was it Leia herself? Some of those thoughts were racing through my mind that minute..

What followed was nonstop action! With Yoda and the Force theme by John Williams playing. 















And then we see Han Solo and Chewbacca...


Chewie... We're home!

AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!



I've never been to a Hall H panel at Comic-Con before. But I doubt they were anything like this panel. The type of reaction in the Arena after that trailer was something I had never seen before. The anticipation, the excitement, the emotions, the tears... It was history.

Star Wars is back! In fact, it's as if it never really left.

Watching that teaser not only got me more hyped for the film, it made me feel like a kid again. It was as if I was 10 years old again. Kevin Smith was right! 

In closing, that panel was an experience I will tell my children and my grandchildren about. I can watch that teaser any time I want on YouTube. But I will never experience anything like that audience reaction again.

In the words of Darth Vader, It was a day long remembered...

This is going to be the best Christmas ever! Or best Life Day ever...


May the Force be with you...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs